Day 16-17-18

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Day 16 so in the morning I wake up around 9 was thinking of staying here in El cuco but I got the energy to keep making my way south. I knew I had two border crossings ahead cause I already been to Honduras and on top of it Honduras mainland is considered the most violent country in the world right now. So yeah after seeing how hectic El Salvador was I was dreading it. So I get to ride down this dirt path for a good hour and a half before hitting a mainIMG_2758 road and I’m on my way to the Honduras border. I arrive within a hour of leaving and again greeted by a plain clothes guy that actually spoke perfect English to help me across (for a tip of course).  He was born in Houston Texas and moved to El Salvador with his girl  Well not sure if I got scammed or not but long story short like I mention I have a photoshopped title not the original the copies at Honduras apparently says that does not fly we need the original well good luck fuckers cause I don’t have it. So supposedly they wanted me to give them 150$ each there was 3 of them. I said yeah not happening I’ll go back to El Salvador the guy said I can’t they keep me here for 72hrs and then release me to go back. I told him I’m not giving them 450$ so guess hold me for 72hrs. He said they agree to 250 I

Well a few hundred short but I arrived

Well a few hundred short but I arrived

said no 200 he said they won’t take it. I finally gave in after 2-3 hrs of dealing with that shit I was on my way through the most violent country in the world. 3hrs later I arrived at the Nicaragua border and again plain clothed guys are here to help. Now I had 3hrs to analyze what just happened back there at Honduras border and became real annoyed that I might of just got taken for. So when this cunt wanted to help me for Nicaragua I said no I’m good get away.  I did figure it out on my own might of taken a bit longer but finally I was back on the bike heading to the city of Leon. I arrived and leon instantly looked like a rad place. People were walking everywhere there was  Street meet and vendors people selling art and souvenirs all just on the streets. I pull up to a steak house that had WiFi ate some food had me a much needed beer cause still worked up that I think I might

City of Leon

City of Leon

of taken for in Honduras but got a steak chorizo cheese plate that was amazing. Got on WiFi found a hostal close by cause now I’m like fuck need to save some money. So find a hostal that had good reviews I was on my way there when I passed  another hostal that had beer pong going on in one of there big open doorways. I pull up asked for a private room they got one gave them my 28$ and I asked about my motorcycle they said u can pull it inside we will help you. So after some rearranging in there hostal and up a side walk up in the building and down 2 steps Betty Beam was sitting inside for the first time in her

awe under one roof together

awe under one roof together

life right by the Banos (Spanish for toilets she won’t mind). I instantly go my room and get a long cold shower cause I had to of lost a few pds cause I was sweating my ass off all day. I lay down in front of the fan and relaxed for 2hrs. 830 came around and decided I’ll start drinking I head downstairs where I’m instantly asked did i want to go to the beach hostal party it’s 20min from here it’s 2$ to take the bus there at 9 and comes back at 1am well Fuck Umm YEAH I want to go. So grab me a 40ounce cerveza of Victoria and within 30 min  I find myself in a bus heading to the beach. Party was Pretty mild but met  a guy on the bus who is from Canada and been living down here for 9 months. Said he just loved it here so decided not to go home and he has a free room working at the hostal. He bought me a shot and went over to the pool table a blonde  meat head walked up to me and asked about my Jersey (was wearing a metta world peace from the Lakers) said no one had number 15 and I’m like your right cause he doesn’t play for them anymore but he did.  We start talking come to find out him and his 2 buddies came down here to Nicaragua for surfing there from Newport Beach California. Ended up playing pool with him and we were beating everyone till I took this 3 shot challenge. Supposedly only 25% people who do it keep it down. So we did it with each shot being bigger and each shot being extremely that much more spicier they said got to keep it down for 30 mins so he is off puking now so it was not really all that bad from what I recall but my mouth was on fire so I got cocky I asked for a chaser of tequila and a beer and  I walk away with a t-shirt but that’s the last of the night that I remember. I might not of puked but I sure as Fuck don’t remember what happened after those shots  or how I even got on the bus back or even into my hotel. Day 17 I wake up around ten trying to remember what happened and where my free shirt go ha. Can’t find it so I go down and grab a smoothie and then the waiter guy asks

Sunday Funday Pool Craw

Sunday Funday Pool Craw

if I’m staying I said I didn’t know he said u should hurry down to San Juan del Sur they have a pool craw. I said a what explain he said all the hostal with pools come together and rent a bus that drives to one pool party to another. Now the only place I know that has awesome pool party is Vegas. So instantly im in cause I love day drinking in sun and water but im sure I’ll want to kill myself over the retarded euro trash music (trance techno house drum n base what ever the Fuck u want to call that emotionless drug music) but I’ll keep from breaking a bottle and stabbing myself in the neck. I check out grab my bags ride my bike out from the back of the restaurant/hostal and I’m on my way 2hrs south. I get about 45min out and grab gas but can’t find my wallet Fuck my semi still drunk ass left it at the hostal I try to call number don’t work call 4 friends no one answers so Fuck I’ll drive back I drive back yet still no luck I search yet again well I’m wearing my Jersey board shorts and sneakers no riding Gear. So I look in my riding boots and sure as Fuck I must of hid my wallet in there. Hop back on the bike and head south yet again. I arrive in town asked where it is they tell me I park there and hop in. It was a crazy but problem is since I arrived at 4 I only to go to one more pool after that it’s the pubs they drive u to. So hop on over to the next pool get some booze in and around 6 that’s a wrap on the pools cause it’s starting to get dark. I head back to my bike and ride to a restaurant get on WiFi and find me a

Betty so Lucky right by the fucking baby crib

Betty so Lucky right by the fucking baby crib

hostal for the night. I find one with good reviews go there but there sold out cause they are one of the pool party hostal he said go down 3 blocks on your right there as hostal that we suggest. So I make my way down they said yes they have a private room I take it for 20$. Asked about my bike yet again they said pull it in here to the entrance sweet this again. I pull her up in after almost dropping poor Betty twice cause it was a crazy embankment and 3 steps. Either way she is in  I unpack her go to my room shower and call it a night early. Day 18 I wake up at 10am the next day deciding Fuck it bikes in here might as well

Jesus FUCKING Christ its not nice to point

Jesus FUCKING Christ its not nice to point

stay at this dumpy hostal again. Tell them I’m going to take another night I pay them 20 and asked about laundry they say they do it I give them a bag full of clothes and pay them 6$.  I need a full day at the beach so i head that way.  The Hostal 3 blocks from the beach so I get there in know time and instantly set myself up and passed out on the wet beach sand wake up head into the water relax in the beach and do the same another time around (sleep go in water). I then grab some lunch and decide to head up to see the jesus thats over in the right corner there in the bay so do a little walking a little sweating to see this fucker who seems to be everywhere and to get a look back down on the beach i was just laying on.  I enjoy the moment dripping in sweat and decide I need to shower or go in the ocean again so back to my room i go cause I think I got sun burnt ha.  Head back shower Fuck around on the Interweb and around 6 I think the sun should be going Down I’ll go eat  well not long after I decide in my brain to eat it starts raining so stayed in for another hour when I heard no more rain. Walked down to the beach again I heard some music coming from somewhere followed the sounds and boom got to this gem of a place who has these local guys killing it playing some awesome covers of rock n roll classics. I eat band finishes up and then head back to my hotel cause tomorrow think I’m going to head further south.

View from the tall guy pointing his finger down on San Juan Del Sur

View from the tall guy pointing his finger down on San Juan Del Sur

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